The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
This virus is called Weekly Overload Recreational Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! This virus will wipe out your private life entirely. If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately leave the premises.
Take two good friends to the nearest liquor store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.
This has been a public service of Sir Norman of William Nottingham Court
2 comments:
tee hee.. very good. Was it Oscar Wilde who said that "work is the curse of the drinking classes.." ??
Sir Dayvd ( who's had to have his hustling hat on this week ) of Oxfordshire
First it was water...now it's work! It's a good think the KMSA is looking out for the health of its members.
Yes, ole' Oscar knew how to turn a phrase! I have the choice of what I drink; however, to afford that luxury I must participate in the Disease of work!
Sir Hook the Diseased Consumer of Liquids of Warrick
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