Yes, it's that time again when I make the half-mile journey to the Newburgh Presbyterian Church overlooking the Ohio River to cast my vote. Sir Bowie, Lady Suzanne and Lady Allwinky have already voted early. But I on the other hand, being the contradictory traditionalist (that means I'm traditional when I choose to be) believe in voting on November 4.There are; however, other Americans who see the right to vote as a sacred-naked honor. Like these nudist from Land-O-Lakes, Florida. Yes, they make butter there, but I don't want to know how! Here's their bargument as published by the AP.
LAND O' LAKES, Fla. (AP) - A nudist community on Florida's west coast wants to establish the first clothing-optional polling site. The Caliente Resorts, located in Pasco County north of Tampa, has approached election officials about the idea.Nothing in state law would prohibit it, but the supervisor of elections says he is opposed to creating any new precincts before redistricting in 2010.
This brings a whole new meaning to the concept of "Polls". You would have to be very careful about which "lever" you pull. And speaking of hanging "Chads", I bet there are a few of those there! Can't you just see a desperate candidate agreeing to "stump" there?! Perhaps this is the concept of democracy that we need to bring to the Middle-East. I'm sure the Taliban would receive nude voting with open minds!
I personally don't have a problem with it, but its like my son observed when I took him to a nude beach on St. Marteen, "Dad, how come the only people who are nude are ugly?" That's when I proceeded to tell him about the rules of the nude beach. Rule #1 being, don't walk around on a nude beach smoking a cigar if it's bigger than your johnson.
Oh well, enough of this mindless chatter. It's time to vote for a half-breed, black man with a Muslim name for President!
Sir Hook I Would Vote in the Nude Today But It's Too Damn Cold of Warrick
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A place with no hidden agendas!
I don’t know about the laws where you are, but where I live it’s still prohibited to sell beer (or any liquor) on Election Day until after the polls close.
This seems very, very strange to me. I mean, for months before the election, you can’t sit in a tavern without having a healthy (or, sometimes unhealthy) debate about politicians and voting.
As I understand it, not too many years ago politicians used to buy votes by giving away liquor to voters.
Now I’m thinking, what’s so wrong with that? Personally, I’d much rather be “bought” with full beers as opposed to “bought” with empty promises.
This year’s theme seems to be CHANGE. If elected, I promise the prohibition on liquor sales on election days will change!
Sir Bowie “a full beer in the hand is worth more than an empty promise on the stump” of Greenbriar
Yeah, we were having the conversation about not being able to have a beer in the bar before the polls close while I stood in line this morning. I told them that even if I was drunk, it would not change my vote, just the speed of how I voted. The guy behind me said he agreed, but that it would just make him happier about his vote!
Sir D...do the Brits close down the pubs for elections?
Sir Hook the Sober Till 6 of Warrick
H...you mean theres a difference in size,with you, if it is cold or hot ?? :))LOL...
The pubs close here? are you kidding?? They'd do better to put the polling booths IN the pubs ..would be a higher turnout...
nah, the pubs just close long enough to restock the bar.
Barack Obama President of the United States...how sweet does that sound??!!!! The USA comes of Age.....and realises there is no such thing as race, only human beings.
Sir dayvd of O
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